The envelop for the Order of the Pineapple for 2015, please. The pineapples go to:
Rev. Timothy Edward Bowen and Pope Hilde.
Pope Hilde: Journalist and Discordian writer for the s23.org wiki, Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia, and Intermittens Magazine; interviewer for KerryThornley.com, and leader and founding member of the Discordian Shamlicht Kids Club.
Timothy Bowen (Old Boy Floats): Editor and interviewer for Voices of Chaos, author/compiler of Jonesboro Discordia; and guest appearing on The Jerry Springer Show as a (fake) brony for My Little Pony. http://timbowencomedy.blogspot.com/
The Order of the Pineapple (aka The DisOrder of the Pineapple) honors those who contribute to discord and ek-sen-trik tendencies above and beyond the call of duty. It was first given in 1982 and is given each year on January 18 which is Pat Pineapple Day. Last year's winners were Miley Spears and Rev. DrJon Swabey (who cited the St. Groucho Principle). To see a list of all winners, visit op.loveshade.org.
After the crash, the night mares came. “You'll never sleep alone,” mother whispered. “Not now, not forever.” Death would soon become fun again.
- No Bars, No Battery, No Service
- The Triumviri 1: Touring the Abandoned Emerald Factories of Beryltown (NSFW)
- The Triumviri 2: The Adventures of Rube Pink and the Pinky Ruby
- The Triumviri 3: Three Socks and a Sapphic Sapphire (NSFW)
- Voracious Infenders of the Realm
- Miscellaneous 1: Sleep is Not My Business
- Miscellaneous 2: Business is Not My Sleep
- A Jar of Contemporary Neo Pop Punk Psychedelic Trash (Chloe Hajjar)
- Fresh From the Keren Mines (Keren Or)
- Fluoridated For Your Enlightenment
- Carbon, Extender to the Throne
- The Dark Princess Reigns
- Prior Art of Sion