Originally posted to 23ae by Ratatosk, Squirrel of Discord. It seems that there are three ways that people view Discordianism. First, the greyfaces who either don’t understand, or think that it’s a joke-on-religion. They have no idea about the balance of Chaos and Discord. These people I prank, jake and otherwise have fun with. The… Read more What is Discordianism?
Originally posted to 23ae by Ratatosk, Squirrel of Discord. I found in an ancient cave, under the rug which was upon the floor, an ancient scroll, upon this ancient scroll were inscribed the words of the Non-Prophet Lucy. “And in the days of the times of Bureaucracy when Discord has fled from the onslaught of… Read more Blessings and Miracles
Originally posted to 23ae by Ratatosk, Squirrel of Discord. “Alas, I am lost!” quoth Omar one day. “I can’t find the road and I can’t find my way.” “Of course you cannot,” spoke a voice from behind, “You seek and you seek, but you cannot find.” Omar turned quick, like a Fleet Footed Freeb, and… Read more A Chaosmas Carol
Originally posted to 23AE by An Invisible Something. HERE FOLLOWS THE DISCORDIAN FUNERAL VOODOO CEREMONY: When a fellow Discordian dies, it is the duty of upstanding Discordians everywhere, or at least in the neighbourhood, to put a hex on his/her/its funeral. REQUIREMENTS: 4 people (+1 corpse = 5) (If four entire living people are not… Read more Discordian Funeral Voodoo Ceremony
Originally posted to 23ae by An Invisible Something. So it came to pass that all twenty-thirdians went to the Prophet of Cod’s basement for an information seminar. As each had passed the trial of the staircase, they each noticed odd smell; a smell not created by mere mortal. “Whoo-ee,” Happy Fun Ball did express, the… Read more The Unusual Smell
Originally posted to 23AE by An Invisible Something. Luke, What the fuck is this stupid shit you keep on sending me? First it’s one ass-long boring shit story about some bitchy Judean version of Egypt’s Horus and India’s Krishna, and now this lame sequel about this fucking closet case named Paul. You know what? I… Read more Theophilus’ Reply to Luke
Originally posted to 23ae by An Invisible Something. One day, when Mu-Chao was evangelizing Eris, Greyface possessed members of a crowd gathered around Mu-Chao, and requested he show them the Void where the Grey are forced to dwell and suffer. They said, “Show us, O Mu-Chao, where those of Grey are forced to dwell and… Read more The Grey Void
Officially 23AE Dada Posters that you can print out and plaster on buildings, in subways, or even on people’s faces!
I was re-reading Hellblazer when I stumbled upon issue #86 again, featuring a group of Discordians. Beware of human sized cats, for a Discordian gets beheaded by one.
When Our Lady did roll her toy, The apple of chaotic joy, Paris did choose The prettiest flooze. In nutshell, the battle of Troy. But her deeds are most terrific, The volume of work specific. Penned only by fools Who follow no rules; It’s nothing short of prolific. So here I will tell a story… Read more Our Lady Did Roll Her Toy