Five themes:
1. Work-Safety First
2. High Weirdness by Male (title courtesy of Ratatosk)
3. Fortean Phenomena
4. Broken Images
5. Fnord
Let me know what you think.
Updated: Second drafts, now with red Gregorian weekends.
Updated: Third drafts, now with differently red Gregorian weekends, and more holidays. The About page has also been updated.
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my favorite is the cloud theme
my one suggestion for the calendar would be to add a background color or some other kind of highlight for the saturday and sunday squares. I think this will make it a bit easier to use.
What, the little text saying Sat/Sun wasn’t enough for ya?
Yea, sure; I’ll change the text to red, like every other calendar. Why should we be any different?
I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKED EVERYWHERE for one of these this year!
Now I seem to be in the right place.
http://toa267.deviantart.com/art/Discordian-Calendar-3176-142844257?q=&qo=
I love the one with the figures with long erect horns. I also love the one with the unicorns! lol
Really the unicorn one is my fave. But you should check more discordian holydays at http://discordia.loveshade.org/ek-sen-trik-kuh/holydays
I’ve already checked those, but since you asked, I’ll check again.
Ugh. The Ek-sen-triks like to party. I’ve included all that I will include from them. I mean, seriously: a spanking holiday? I’m surprised I included the foot fetish thing. These people really need to log off the interpr0ns. (It’s a series of CluborTubes!)
Thanks for what you included. I like the calendars and plan to use one or two.
When you said “Ek-sen-triks” you were right. Much of that began long before I started the Discordian offshoot, although as sychronicity would have it one of the original Ek-sen-triks knew Robert Anton Wilson and family.
The foot thing was apparently started by one of the Ek-sen-triks’ founders who would kiss party attendees on a rotating body part. One party might mean kissing foreheads, another noses–and this with friends, lovers, and complete strangers. Ah, the things they could do in those pre-AIDS, pre-sexual-harrassment-lawsuit days. As I was told, one party the featured body part was feet, and the lower digits of a member known as Cat Dancing ended up covered with whipped cream, chocolate syrup, catsup and other edible substances….of such things are traditions made.
Wow, you have history. Ever think about building a Discordian museum? You could borrow floor plans from the Winchester Mystery House. Or, if going cyber, you could cross-link it like TV Tropes.
Day of Discord: as this is listed several times in your most excellent calendar, I thought people might be interested in how it began. Links:
http://s23.org/wiki/Day_of_Discord
http://discordia.loveshade.org/xtra/howitbegan.html
I’m sorry, but I’m not allowed to read about that. I’m still under orders to ignore a certain person. (We Discordians do have a de facto hierarchy, y’know (but don’t tell Them that — They hate being told about our group identity and internal politics).)
Also: this post never happened.