(Reposted with permission)
Everything your AM radio heroes has told you is true. We don’t share your values, we don’t believe – even way deep down inside – in the things you believe in. We have no concern for the fat joke you call “America”, except as a toy to smash and burn and throw down the stairs. We don’t mind telling you this, because we wrote all the articles on Wikipedia, etc, that define us, and even if you showed this to anyone, they’d believe it was just one joker.
But it isn’t, of course. There are thousands of us, and we blend in perfectly. We look like housewives and blue collar workers and cops. We look like students and soldiers and once in a great while, we look like the liberal boogie man you have invented for the purpose of having an enemy…Silly, of course, because you DO have an enemy. An enemy that won’t rest until all is wrecked and cast aside, leaving only blessed silence and the darkness of an endless night, a dark age that will last longer than the last two our predecessors caused. You can’t catch us, because very few of us know each other. You can’t watch out for us, because we’re probably the guy helping you look.
You can’t really report us, because odds are one of us will be processing the report.
Really, now. Do you think this much debt, hardship, and chaos could happen by accident? Silly monkey.
Hail Discordia,
Professor Zero
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