From the Office of the Spaglord, Main Way Monastery and Waffle House
[OFFICIAL]
The Discordian Society, a group of progressive socialist commie pinkos, has declared war on the Tea Party. Enough is enough — it’s time to get up from our keyboards and actually do something.
Missions have been sent to 3000+ Operation Mindfuck operatives.
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Now, let’s not mis-characterize Discordians. At the root of the Sacred Chao lies the Hodge-Podge. Half of that equation is the Pentagon – the other half the Erisian Apple. When asked if Discordians where pacifists, Greg Hill was very evasive. To try to pin Discordians to one side of the political spectrum is simply WRONG.
Kerry Thornley was an arch conservative who lived a very liberal life, and Greg Hill was an arch liberal who lived a very conservative life.
Ron Paul may be the reigning patron saint of the Tea Party movement, and he’s libertarian. See a blog by my uncle=brother at http://loveshade.org/blog/2011/07/libertarian_conservative_tea_p_1.html
There are no laws anywhere.
Did you receive my message?
Don’t know who you’re asking, but I got it. Hope it goes great.
As I’m on the other side of the pond, we have a different set of parties to deal with. Fortunately, at least here you have a choice other than A, B, or a party that’s gonna lose.
Well, damn – evidently, I’m not on the right mailing list.
send your email to my email, and they’ll talk.
d i s c o r d i a [at] l o v e s h a d e [dot] o r g
did you get my message?
“If you become naked.” — Yoko Ono
On behalf of the I’m-Not-a-Member-of-Your-Party Party, I officially declare peace on the Tea Party.
Populism (aka the Southern Strategy, aka racism-misogyny-and-ignorance) cannot be solved with either the methods or the rhetoric of war. If anything, it will embolden the enemy and give them evidence to support their raving lunacy. I’d rather their raving lunacy be unfounded; it’s so much easier to mock that way.
Of course, if this were a stealth campaign involving assassination of key business leaders (aka the Real Government), I’d be all over it. What can I say? I’m a traditionalist.
But how can we distinguish the good, true tea from the Bitter Tea?
That being said, I can’t think of a better target of opportunity. Good hunting!
The good tea is not the true tea. The true tea lies within.
If you meet the good tea on the street, spill it.
Eh, declaring war on things feels so anonymous-like.
I like the misinformation tactics though.
Speaking of war… has anybody noticed the Schweddy Balls debacle?
I say we take strawberry, chocolate, and vanilla (y’know, Neapolitan) and mix it all together. We’ll call it: Santorum.
Now that’s ice cream!
Also: will we be fighting a war on Christmas? I’ve been sculpting infants out of my own turds and was hoping to place them in nativities.
The Tea Party IS an Discordian Project.
Isn’t this just an act of trolling like when Westboro challenged Anonymous? I love the idea of the Tea Party attacking discordians