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BTA vs Michele Bachman

It is with great pleasure that the Bitter Tea Army announces a victory over the campaign against Michele Bachman.

Through our efforts to infiltrate elements of the Occupy Movement we successfully encouraged the targeting of Bachman’s speech, and prevented her from speaking.

We have seen the effects in a letter received from her campaign office. You can nearly smell the butthurt.

I know Michele emailed you earlier this afternoon but this was so important that I wanted you to see this now.

In the last hour while Michele was giving a foreign policy speech aboard the USS Yorktown in South Carolina; she was interrupted by protestors from the “Occupy WallStreet” movement. While they did all that they could to interrupt her speech, Michele returned to the stage to continue her remarks, and she praised the 1st Amendment of the Constitution which guarantees the rights of the protestors to speak.

The Bitter Tea Army loves agents of order; especially when lightly glazed with a sweet plum sauce.

We are agents of creative disorder. 

BTA: We deface the grayface.

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