Originally posted to 23AE by An Invisible Something. HERE FOLLOWS THE DISCORDIAN FUNERAL VOODOO CEREMONY: When a fellow Discordian dies, it is the duty of upstanding Discordians everywhere, or at least in the neighbourhood, to put a hex on his/her/its funeral. REQUIREMENTS: 4 people (+1 corpse = 5) (If four entire living people are not… Read more Discordian Funeral Voodoo Ceremony
Officially 23AE Dada Posters that you can print out and plaster on buildings, in subways, or even on people’s faces!
This flyer is meant to be two-sided and contains most of the text from the Principia Discordia, with the text shaded to reveal the Sacred Chao on one side, and the golden apple/pentagon on the other. The PDF was the best I could do. The images are much clearer because they are not stretched. If… Read more Principia Discordia Handout
These ideas were collected from the pre-2005 site's comment sections and posts regarding ideas for jakes. The person who provided the idea is attributed after the idea, like this: (Ambrose Bierce) A bunch of people all had their alarm clock on their watches set for the same time, entered a department store, careful not to… Read more Mindfuck/Jake Ideas
WHEREIN random people from the White Pages get Jaked. Sometimes Discordians get bored. Back in the glory days of the Yahoo Group: Discordia (history now deleted by those nefarious Yahooians) we would get random names out of the white pages and Jake them. Here are a few for your viewing pleasure. Stacy Looney, 1101 Shipley… Read more Random Jakes
This is a list of Jakes that are over twelve years old now, and so the contact info has been removed. I would have thrown them out, but I thought some of the Jakes themselves were amusing. Vermonters For Traditional Marriage is an Aneristic association that is “taking out ads in the local papers depicting… Read more Ye Olde Jakes
WHEREIN Discordia sticks apart in clumps and attacks Yahoo for calling our religion a parody! The members of the Yahoo Group: Discordia decided that they were sick of seeing Discordia under the “Parody Religions” section of Yahoo. In retaliation for this heinous affrontary, we declared a JAKE upon them. It was set to go off… Read more The Great Yahoo Jake of 3167
We were given the idea to produce dada sheets by the classic dada sheet that starts our collection below. It was made by AC Bulhak a jake for his computer class and was posted on the flat-earth listserv. We liked it so much, we had to do one also. Then, as usual, things got out… Read more 23AE Dada Sheets
I was reading Don Barthelme’s Not-Knowing and in it, he mentions offhand how when he used to work at a newspaper, they would often make up quotes and attribute them to Ambrose Bierce. My idea is that we do this, and start by making up realistic ones (like “Enlightenment: The extremely short period between being… Read more Ambrose Bierce Misattributions
A TIMELY REMINDER THAT JUST MIGHT SAVE YOUR LIFE – – SAVE YOUR BARCODES! I have made it my life’s work to ensure that I communicate just how important it is to SAVE YOUR BARCODES. What would happen, for instance, if you threw your barcodes away, like common trash? The idea is preposterous, I know,… Read more Save Your Barcodes!