Blessings and Miracles

Originally posted to 23ae by Ratatosk, Squirrel of Discord. I found in an ancient cave, under the rug which was upon the floor, an ancient scroll, upon this ancient scroll were inscribed the words of the Non-Prophet Lucy. “And in the days of the times of Bureaucracy when Discord has fled from the onslaught of… Read more Blessings and Miracles

A Chaosmas Carol

Originally posted to 23ae by Ratatosk, Squirrel of Discord. “Alas, I am lost!” quoth Omar one day. “I can’t find the road and I can’t find my way.” “Of course you cannot,” spoke a voice from behind, “You seek and you seek, but you cannot find.” Omar turned quick, like a Fleet Footed Freeb, and… Read more A Chaosmas Carol

The Unusual Smell

Originally posted to 23ae by An Invisible Something. So it came to pass that all twenty-thirdians went to the Prophet of Cod’s basement for an information seminar. As each had passed the trial of the staircase, they each noticed odd smell; a smell not created by mere mortal. “Whoo-ee,” Happy Fun Ball did express, the… Read more The Unusual Smell

The Grey Void

Originally posted to 23ae by An Invisible Something. One day, when Mu-Chao was evangelizing Eris, Greyface possessed members of a crowd gathered around Mu-Chao, and requested he show them the Void where the Grey are forced to dwell and suffer. They said, “Show us, O Mu-Chao, where those of Grey are forced to dwell and… Read more The Grey Void

Ode to Orange

Oh orange, Though you are round You somehow fit Inside Pez How do you do that? Really, it matters not! For I would love you Even if you were grape, Or cherry Or maligned lemon Pez