Principia Discordia

WHEREIN we share the real Principia Discordia and some sub-standard ripoffs Like any good Discordian Cult active in the 90s, we have spend considerable amounts of time formatting several revisions of the original Principia Discordia. Principia Discordia (HTML) Principia Discordia (PDF – 9.4MB) Principia Discordia (ZIP DOC – 2.9MB)  In addition, Mungo shared with me… Read more Principia Discordia

The Gwydion Bible

The Word of Eris as told by Prophet Gwydion Alcaspe Khalid Introduction I debated subtitling these, editing them for spelling, and maybe even adding comments, but resisted the impulse. The only thing such heinous acts of comprehension would do is ruin the pure magic of the Prophet’s statements. Thus, my editorial duties consisted merely of… Read more The Gwydion Bible

Liber 3168

WHEREIN Five separate parables probably do not converge or really have anything to do with each other. Part I The Birth 1. Upon the mountain lived a jeweler who was bereft of thought, yea, and action even. Impotence and constipation and hemorrhoids and other vile afflictions ravaged his flesh and made him upset and somewhat… Read more Liber 3168

Liber 3167

WHEREIN Mu-Chao is forced to write a holy book despite being completely disinterested in performing said task. Part I Chaos 1. Prince Mu-Chao was in the glade, and it was there he chewed hay.  As he chewed  hay in the glade, he said, “Yea, the hay is good hay and it is bad hay and… Read more Liber 3167