A TIMELY REMINDER THAT JUST MIGHT SAVE YOUR LIFE
I have made it my life’s work to ensure that I communicate just how important it is to SAVE YOUR BARCODES. What would happen, for instance, if you threw your barcodes away, like common trash? The idea is preposterous, I know, but let us perform a thought experiment and we shall see just what would happen.
Becky Hanson, mother of two, comes home from shopping and thoughtlessly throws away an old box of cereal, replacing it with a new one. She does not, however, remove the barcode and save it. The next day she is gutted and eaten by local cannibals.
John Doe lights his last cigarette and throws away the pack… BEFORE REMOVING THE BARCODE AND SAVING IT! He dies of lung cancer ten years later.
Phil Greenbean thoughtlessly throws away his barcodes… and what happens? Well, nothing in this case, but nobody likes Phil… BECAUSE HE DOESN’T SAVE HIS BARCODES!
Don’t be a Greenbean.
Save your barcodes.