Eris in Grand Theft Auto

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No matter where you go, you can always find Eris running shoes, in fact, we can be found in over 140 countries. Recently we’ve taken some criticism over our business practices. Here’s one of our workers now. So, how do you like your job?
CHILD
It’s fun! We get to play with knives!ANNOUNCER
What kind of experience are you getting here?CHILD
My friend Joey sewed his hands together!

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Wow, you’re really learning some skills there. Tell us about the salary and benefits

CHILD
Yesterday, I made a dollar!

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There you have it.

Eris Running Shoes,
Always running…
…from something.

More info at http://www.grandtheftwiki.com/Eris

 

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