The Hedgehog Preferred to Bugger

Inspired by The Hedgehog Song

One day when I was walkin’, all a-randy and a-hot
This Hedgehog sidled up to me and he said quite alot
About the way my member was a-pressin’ ‘gainst my pants
And then he started singin’ and what could I do but dance?

 

Oh, a Hedgehog prefers to bugger, for this is what he does
Throw away your pixie stix and bend you down because
An angry little hedgehog is unlike a cracked-up ho
It only wants to bugger and won’t accept a blow!

He sang, “I prefer to bugger, not to buggeree
And also I will tell you a little secret just for you and me
My spines are each a-quivering and I need a ball
And didn’t you disprove that I Cannot Be Buggered At All?”

Oh, a Hedgehog prefers to bugger, for this is what he does
Throw away your pixie stix and bend you down because
An angry little hedgehog is unlike a cracked-up ho
It only wants to bugger and won’t accept a blow!

“That surely wasn’t me,” said I, through teeth a-clenched a-tight
The buggering little hedgehog tried to cause me awful fright
By wandering around me, and looking up askance
And so what could I do but join him in his dance?

Oh, a Hedgehog prefers to bugger, for this is what he does
Throw away your pixie stix and bend you down because
An angry little hedgehog is unlike a cracked-up ho
It only wants to bugger and won’t accept no blow!

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