False Scripture Readings!

Aphrodite and the Golden Apples of Love (mp3)

The story of Atalanta’s race against Melanion. Aphrodite gives Melanion three golden apples to slow down Atalanta. I want to know how the hell Aphrodite got her hands on Our Lady’s Apples. This is bullshit.

And don’t go and tell me that they were the Apples of Immortality – that is a ruse created by those Eris-haters that is thoroughly debunked by the Books of Limerick.

Alas, the question remains: how did Aphrodite get her hands on Saint Droopy’s stool?

Eris and the Golden Apple of Discord (mp3)

The story of Eris and the Golden Apple, as told by Greyface.


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