The story of Atalanta’s race against Melanion. Aphrodite gives Melanion three golden apples to slow down Atalanta. I want to know how the hell Aphrodite got her hands on Our Lady’s Apples. This is bullshit.
And don’t go and tell me that they were the Apples of Immortality – that is a ruse created by those Eris-haters that is thoroughly debunked by the Books of Limerick.
Alas, the question remains: how did Aphrodite get her hands on Saint Droopy’s stool?
The story of Eris and the Golden Apple, as told by Greyface.