Theophilus’ Reply to Luke

Originally posted to 23AE by An Invisible Something.

  1. Luke,
  2. What the fuck is this stupid shit you keep on sending me?
  3. First it’s one ass-long boring shit story about some bitchy Judean version of Egypt’s Horus and India’s Krishna, and now this lame sequel about this fucking closet case named Paul.
  4. You know what?
  5. I shit on you. I shit on you and your filthy Christ!
  6.  Piss-offedly Yours,
  7. Theophilus
  8. PS: Those sunflower seeds you sent with your last letter tasted funny.

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