Discordian Funeral Voodoo Ceremony

Originally posted to 23AE by An Invisible Something.

HERE FOLLOWS THE DISCORDIAN FUNERAL VOODOO CEREMONY:

When a fellow Discordian dies, it is the duty of upstanding Discordians everywhere, or at least in the neighbourhood, to put a hex on his/her/its funeral.

REQUIREMENTS: 4 people (+1 corpse = 5)
(If four entire living people are not available, it is okay to use small furry animals or even plants in their place. The total must be five. Or not. The hex doesn’t work anyway.)

— HEX OMITTED SINCE IT DOESN’T WORK —

The results will be readily apparent.

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