Random Jakes

WHEREIN random people from the White Pages get Jaked. Sometimes Discordians get bored. Back in the glory days of the Yahoo Group: Discordia (history now deleted by those nefarious Yahooians) we would get random names out of the white pages and Jake them. Here are a few for your viewing pleasure. Stacy Looney, 1101 Shipley… Read more Random Jakes

Ye Olde Jakes

This is a list of Jakes that are over twelve years old now, and so the contact info has been removed. I would have thrown them out, but I thought some of the Jakes themselves were amusing. Vermonters For Traditional Marriage is an Aneristic association that is “taking out ads in the local papers depicting… Read more Ye Olde Jakes

Mornington Crescent

Most of the following information about Mornington Crescent was discovered and carefully extracted from the Flat Earth Society archives by Prince Mu-Chao and according to legend, he pretty much ripped this off and called it Cook-Note Fiberglass. Anything in italics are comments by Mu-Chao. Everything else is exactly how he found it. As near as… Read more Mornington Crescent


This Glossification is in no way meant to be complete or incomplete. It is merely our attempt to pontificate and matriculate upon words, phrases and other gibber that appear in this webpage so you stop asking us stupid questions.   23 APPLES OF ERIS The 23 Apples of Eris is a Discordian Cabal that you… Read more Glossification

About Memes

MEME (‘mEm) n: an idea, behavior, style, or usage that spreads from person to person within a culture.  “I know this guy whose neighbor, a young man, was home recovering from having been served a rat in his bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken. “So anyway, one day he went to sleep and when he awoke… Read more About Memes