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Cut back to me in a world of my own
To some it sure seems crazy what I do.
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^ repeat ^
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-- from the play "Kiss My Ass John Paul George Ringo!
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-- The Tome of Puzzles n' Such 3:17
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We went into the world's finest flophouses and fed Discordians a random line of Psychotic Bullshit instead of their usual Discord. Let's see what they had to say:
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-- The Book of Shasta; 4:17-4:22
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16. And the wise parrot replied, "No, that's the crank."'
-- The Book of Puzzles And Such 3:13-16
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-- from The Tome of AEIOU
This is an excerpt from an excerpt from the Chao's Mu, Volume 8, Episode 7 which is an excerpt from an excerpt in the Book of Puzzles And Such:
"...am I supposed to be hallucinating walking cabbages that breathe in my ear and speak to me on Tuesday nights?"
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But if I had but half a choice
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