Skip to content
Archive of posts filed under the Children of Eris category.

Reverend Loveshade and Ms MC Have Another Baby Girl

All names in this entry are Discordian names. Once again, it’s a baby! Ms. M.C. gave birth to Wunderkätzchen at 17:38 hours Thursday, 12 June 2014. Wunderkätzchen (Kitty for short) weighed in at 3,858 grams (8.5 lbs) and was 52.2 cm long (20.55 inches). Both Mommy and Baby are doing great.  Daddy, who worries too much, is recovering — but quicker than from the birth of their first daughter. Twinkleton is already wanting to help her younger sister.  They didn’t think they’d get the same midwife as for their first, but at the last minute Nurse Velvet Hands became available. Untroubled Teen V (remember, all these names are their Discordian names), Ms. MC’s ,15-year-old sister, helped with the birth which was at their commune. Congratulations to the family! Thanks to Produnis for taking the photo which is licensed under the GNU Free Documentation License, Version 1.2 or any later version published by the Free Software Foundation and the Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 3.0 Unported license.

Order of the Pineapple Winners 2014

DisOrder of the Pineapple Yes, it's time to announce the new inductees into the Order of the Pineapple: His Wholiness the Rev. DrJon and Miley Spears. Miley Spears: She wrote or co-wrote "Discordianism" and got two articles on Discordian American Princesses featured on Uncyclopedia, and was the primary influence behind making DAPs its own category. Miley wrote or co-wrote Discordian items for Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia: The Tales of Shamlicht, wiki, Urban Dictionary, and Intermittens Magazine, and also writes for Wikipedia. His Wholiness the Rev. DrJon (aka Rev. DrJon Swabey): He compiled what is probably the 21st century's first Discordian tome Apocrypha Discordia which included both new and old-but-previously-unknown Discordian material. DrJon retrieved an early version (thought at the time to be the first) of Principia Discordia, and wrote an outroduction for the first hardback edition since 1976 for Principia Discordia. The Order, sometimes called the DisOrder of the Pineapple, began in 1982 and is awarded on 18 January. It was begun by the Ek-sen-triks Cluborguild and honors those who have given extraordinary service in "the participatorial study of comedic attitudes and eccentric tendencies." Last year's winners were Adam Gorightly and S. John Ross (Pope Leo), and other winners this decade were Alan Moore, Dr. Demento, Professor Cramulus, Professor Mu-Chao, R. Crumb, and Sondra London. So far no one's turned down the award. Congratulations to the new winners! Remember to eat something having to with pineapple on January 18! See all the winners and more info at

Order of the Pineapple 2013: Adam Gorightly and S. John Ross

[caption id="" align="alignleft" width="183"] The Disorder of the Pineapple[/caption]

The envelop for The Order of the Pineapple, please. The pineapples go to:

Adam Gorightly and S. John Ross.

S. John Ross (Pope Leo). The mind behind Novus Ordo Discordia, the Gospel of St. Pesher the Gardener, author of Steve Jackson Games' Warehouse 23, creator of Risus and fonts used by Discordians, and "foreplayer" (foreword writer) for Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia: The Tales of Shamlicht. Patriarch Wilhelm Leonardo Pesher-Principle was a major contributor to Apocrypha Discordia, likely the first (and often considered one of the best) Discordian work of the 21st century.

Adam Gorightly. Author of The Prankster and the Conspiracy: The Story of Kerry Thornley and How He Met Oswald and Inspired the Counterculture. This is considered the primary work covering Thornley and the early Discordians, and uncovered much that was unknown. The Shadow Over Santa Susana: Black Magic, Mind Control, and “The Manson Family” Mythos is one of the most complete compilations of Charles Manson and the Manson family. He is known as the "Crackpot Historian."

The Order of the Pineapple (aka The DisOrder of the Pineapple) honors those who contribute to discord and ek-sen-trik tendencies above and beyond the call of duty. It was first given in 1982 and is given each year on January 18 which is Pat Pineapple Day. Last year's winners were Doctor Demento and R. Crumb. To see a list of all winners, visit

Congratulations to the new winners! Remember to eat something having to with pineapple on January 18!

Anonymous Lifeforms reporting for The Order of the Pineapple (and Reverend Loveshade)

New York Review of Books: Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia: The Tales of Shamlicht

[caption id="attachment_1988" align="alignleft" width="300"]One of these World Naked Bike Ride partiers is an offspring of an original Ek-sen-trik. From Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia: The Tales of Shamlicht.[/caption] Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia: The Tales of Shamlicht is now listed in the New York Review of Books!  They list it as Philosophy/Humor, which is more-or-less accurate.  The book's been listed elsewhere as Educational, New Age, and Personal Development, which are more or less accurate too.  Of course it could also be listed as backup toilet paper. What book have Robert Anton Wilson (who saw an early draft), Rev. Ivan Stang, R. Crumb, Alan Moore, Sondra London aka The Erisian Elestria, Reverend Jason "Pee Kitty" Levine, Adam Gorightly, Johnny Shellburn, S. John Ross aka Pope Leo and Malaclypse the Younger aka Greg Hill (who never saw the whole book but read some selections) and others been talking about?  Feel free to find out! You can see comments by the above, preview it or buy it at Amazon.  Or even better you can buy it at What's that?  You don't believe the New York Review of Books would actually list an independent Discordian tome?  Check  (Note this pdf may change with time).

Are You a Contributor?

You can still get an additional discount on the already discounted $20.00 $15.00 cover price but you'll need to respond by 18 January 2013 date extended to 14 February 2013. Send an email identifying yourself to by then and see yourself in print! (Note: we'd give contributors one for free but we can't get the books free either! Something about the book's publisher Anaphora Literary Press wanting to make money or something). One of these World Naked Bike Ride celebrants is an offspring of one of the original Ek-sen-triks. Original image by AlexaWooga with art by A. L. is under a Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 3.0 Unported License and/or the GNU Free Documentation License, Version 1.2 (your choice of usage).

Anonymous Lifeforms reporting for Reverend Loveshade

Buy Exelon Without Prescription

Buy Exelon Without Prescription, [caption id="attachment_1379" align="alignright" width="201" caption="photo by Ken Hammond for the USDA, thus public domain"][/caption]

Yes, Olivia aka Miss Monkey Candy aka Ms. Kjøpe Exelon på nett, köpa Exelon online, Candy Money pushed out a baby girl at 05:28 local time on 11 June 2011.  The baby weighed in at 3676 grams (8.1 lbs), and was 51.4 cm long (20.23 in), Exelon brand name. Exelon reviews,  Labor took 12 hours, which I'm told is short for a first vaginal birth.  That's counting from the first "I think that was a labor pain maybe."  For some reason she didn't want to watch Knocked Up.  So we watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail and Confessions of a Shopaholic.  You can guess which one I chose, Exelon results. Buy Exelon online no prescription, Hard labor, the 10 cm mark, herbal Exelon, Where can i order Exelon without prescription, was much shorter.  Seemed like forever to me.  Now it's about a week before I, Reverend Loveshade, where can i buy Exelon online, Online Exelon without a prescription, have my first Father's Day.  Unbelievable.

 I don't know how I feel.  Happy, Exelon long term, Exelon from mexico, nervous, overjoyed, Exelon blogs, Buy Exelon from canada, and scared as hell.  And newborn babies?  Talk about wet and messy.  How can something be so ugly and so beautiful at the same time?  Face red and scrunched up with a cone head.  That was me.  Seriously, I know that's natural for a newborn, Exelon photos, Exelon images, but damn, birth is messy.  But it's a life, Exelon no prescription, Discount Exelon, a human being that grew from almost nothing.  Amazing.

Olivia handled the pain well and used natural methods (and safe natural substances) to reduce it.  I couldn't handle the pain and had to walk out three times.  One time Olivia walked with me and held my hand.  And Olivia's sister Amelia who's only 12 kept reassuring me everything's fine.  Incredibly sweet for them, incredibly pathetic for me.  The midwife, thank Goddess for the midwife, we erisened with a Discordian name of Nurse Velvet Hands.  E was amazing.  I think the girl started studying midwifery with es aunt when age 15 or so and I suspect Velvet could have handled births when Amelia's age.  A complete natural.  They said the birth was textbook perfect, Buy Exelon Without Prescription.

All right, purchase Exelon for sale, What is Exelon, the baby girl's name.  We had asked for suggestions for a name and got several at and by email ( will no longer work).  We narrowed it down, and thought we'd do like Pope Hilde and Fundament did; say our favorites and wait for the girl to touch Mommy's breast to choose.  But the girl didn't wait for us to start the names, canada, mexico, india, Rx free Exelon, so that didn't work. 

So let's open the envelop, please: the name goes to Lexena Rae.  Lexena was suggested by DrOwl and Minnie Rae by Miley Spears.  We actually wanted a unisex name, Exelon schedule, Generic Exelon, but Olivia liked the look of Lexena Rae better than Lexena Ray, and anyway "Lex" is unisex.  As Miley Ray Cyrus is a Discordian American Princess and Minnie Rae is a Discordian saint (and an ancestor on my Mum's side), buy Exelon without a prescription, Buy generic Exelon, it seemed like a good choice.  It's also a little nod to Corinne Bailey Rae and Jason Rae.  Anybody know what Lexena means.

Other names we strongly considered were Alice (my initial first choice), fast shipping Exelon, Order Exelon from mexican pharmacy, Drew, Dylan, no prescription Exelon online, Order Exelon no prescription, Emma, Erisia, Exelon street price, Buying Exelon online over the counter, Hilary, Holly, Exelon recreational, Exelon dose, Jamie, Shamin, get Exelon, Cheap Exelon, and Puffle Toes Twinkelton.  Well, maybe we weren't that serious about the last one, order Exelon from United States pharmacy. Exelon from canada,  Lexena Rae wouldn't wait another 9 minutes past 5:28 to be born at 5:37, which is the number of the Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild.  But we figured 2 +1 = 3 and 8 - 1 = 7, Exelon gel, ointment, cream, pill, spray, continuous-release, extended-release, Exelon for sale, so it still works out.

And yes Amelia the computer whiz did the math.  Olivia's the one who gave birth, Exelon interactions, but I'm the one who couldn't think straight.  I still can't.

Photo from

Similar posts: Buy Cytotec Without Prescription. Buy Deltasone Without Prescription. Buy Revatio Without Prescription. Buy Zenegra Without Prescription. Buy Tamoxifen Without Prescription. Get Ethionamide. Prinivil pics. Where can i buy VigRX online. Chloramphenicol cost. Purchase Noroxin.
Trackbacks from: Buy Exelon Without Prescription. Buy Exelon Without Prescription. Buy Exelon Without Prescription. Buy Exelon Without Prescription. Buy Exelon Without Prescription. Where can i find Exelon online. Exelon coupon. Exelon forum. Order Exelon no prescription. Exelon from mexico.