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Order of the Pineapple Winners 2017

[caption id="" align="alignleft" width="267"] The original drawing of Pat Pineapple made by Ĕk-sĕn-trĭks Cluborguild member Tony Bruno in about 1982. Used courtesy of the Order of the Pineapple.[/caption] The Order of the Pineapple is only awarded once a year on January 18, and this is it. The honorees for 2017 are: Connie Dobbs and Miley Ray Cyrus. Miley Ray Cyrus (honorary DAP name Smiley Day Eris) was a Disney Princess who transformed into a Discordian American Princess. She flashes the Discordian hand sign, sang the song '23,' changed her name from Destiny Hope to Miley Ray which is more like Discordian Saint Minnie Rae, founded the non-profit Happy Hippie Foundation, and twerked and spanked a midget. Connie Dobbs is the first and primary wife of polygamist and Church of the SubGenius founder J. R. "Bob" Dobbs and the ";REAL leader" of the Church of the SubGenius. She has been an actress (primarily known for her work in childrens' programs), model, homemaker, and is the founder of Home for Slackless Children, an inspiration for Shamlicht Kids Club. The Order of the Pineapple is also called the DisOrder of the Pineapple and the Pineapple DisOrder, but it's usually abbreviated O.P. (The award has also been called Patus Pineappleus Bromeliadic and the winners The P.P. Bromeliadics or Bromedliaddicts). It honors those who have given extraordinary service to "the participatorial study of comedic attitudes and eccentric tendencies." The O.P. is awarded to very few people, those who are especially servicey. It's presented on only one day a year, January 18 CE, which is 18 Chaos of the Discordian calendar. That date is recognized as Pat Pineapple Day. Pat is the Mascot of the ECG and Patron Saint of the D D of the ECG. It is absolutely required that members of the Order eat something containing or resembling pineapple on January 18--unless of course they don't feel like it. Congratulations to them both!

Discordian Wiki Revival

[caption id="" align="alignright" width="263"] Sacred Chao with Jesus Fish (symbol of Discordians for Jesus)[/caption] For quite a while, a known Discordian wiki hasn’t been edited much–until now. Since early January, Miley Spears has made over 800 edits to the Discordian wiki at discordia.wikia.com! Recently, Pope Hilde joined in. There are new articles on Alan Moore, Eristotle, R. Crumb, Order of the Pineapple, Jake Day, Discordian American Princesses, Reverend Loveshade, Rev. DrJon Swabey, Mythics of Harmonia, Discordians for Jesus, and much more including over two dozen holydays such as No Pants Day and Jake Day. You can join in too! Check out the Discordian wiki. In addition, the Seti23 Wiki at s23.org is back up, so check it out and maybe join in there too!

Order of the Pineapple Winners 2015

[caption id="" align="alignleft" width="247"] Pat Pineapple as perceived by Ek-sen-triks Cluborguild founding member Toby Bruno (1982).[/caption]

The envelop for the Order of the Pineapple for 2015, please. The pineapples go to:

Rev. Timothy Edward Bowen and Pope Hilde.

Pope Hilde: Journalist and Discordian writer for the s23.org wiki, Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia, and Intermittens Magazine; interviewer for KerryThornley.com, and leader and founding member of the Discordian Shamlicht Kids Club.

Timothy Bowen (Old Boy Floats): Editor and interviewer for Voices of Chaos, author/compiler of Jonesboro Discordia; and guest appearing on The Jerry Springer Show as a (fake) brony for My Little Pony. http://timbowencomedy.blogspot.com/

The Order of the Pineapple (aka The DisOrder of the Pineapple) honors those who contribute to discord and ek-sen-trik tendencies above and beyond the call of duty. It was first given in 1982 and is given each year on January 18 which is Pat Pineapple Day. Last year's winners were Miley Spears and Rev. DrJon Swabey (who cited the St. Groucho Principle). To see a list of all winners, visit op.loveshade.org.

Remember to eat something having to with pineapple on January 18! Unless of course you don't.
 

Tell Us About Reverend Loveshade

Reverend LoveshadeDo you know Reverend Loveshade? Don't fret. You can recover. To help in your recovery (and in our project), we're looking for you to make short or long quotes, or even participate in a short interview where you can talk about your experiences with Reverend Loveshade. While we particularly want people who met the Rev. in person, we're also interested in those who've corresponded only by chat, phone, text messaging, email, etc. Interested? Want to learn more? Either post your name and email address in a comment, or send a message soon to revtalk@loveshade.org

Reverend Loveshade and Ms MC Have Another Baby Girl

All names in this entry are Discordian names. Once again, it’s a baby! Ms. M.C. gave birth to Wunderkätzchen at 17:38 hours Thursday, 12 June 2014. Wunderkätzchen (Kitty for short) weighed in at 3,858 grams (8.5 lbs) and was 52.2 cm long (20.55 inches). Both Mommy and Baby are doing great.  Daddy, who worries too much, is recovering — but quicker than from the birth of their first daughter. Twinkleton is already wanting to help her younger sister.  They didn’t think they’d get the same midwife as for their first, but at the last minute Nurse Velvet Hands became available. Untroubled Teen V (remember, all these names are their Discordian names), Ms. MC’s ,15-year-old sister, helped with the birth which was at their commune. Congratulations to the family! Thanks to Produnis for taking the photo which is licensed under the GNU Free Documentation License, Version 1.2 or any later version published by the Free Software Foundation and the Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 3.0 Unported license.