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Discordians Declare War on the Tea Party

From the Office of the Spaglord, Main Way Monastery and Waffle House

[OFFICIAL]

The Discordian Society,  a group of progressive socialist commie pinkos, has declared war on the Tea Party. Enough is enough — it’s time to get up from our keyboards and actually do something.

Missions have been sent to 3000+ Operation Mindfuck operatives.

 

Hack your Neighborhood and Make It Stick

Here’s an article about how to outfox those grayfaced spags who keep taking down your posters.

Moosemas 2010

MOOSEMAS is a grand old Erisian tradition. It started the early 80s (as far as I can tell) and serves as a great wackadoo replacement for the other seasonal holidays popularized by Orthodox Consumerism.

Moosemas can be celebrated at any time, in any number of ways. The default is some kind of spagan brouhaha, including Halloweeny costumes. My cabal celebrates it as a brunch party with formal attire. We hang up moose pictures all over the place and start drinking Moosemosas at 10 AM. Here are some other activities on our typical moosemas list:

  • Make Chocolate Moose
  • Drink Peppermoose tea
  • Moose around
  • Stand under the Moosletoe
  • Make hot Applemoose Cider
  • Drink Moose Beer
  • Yell MOOSLETOV!
  • Sing Moosemas day songs [1]
  • Eat Moose Cookies
  • Watch Moosemas specials (bork bork bork!)
  • Moose out
  • Take photos for next year’s moosemas day cards

The original Moosemas guide has lots of tips and awful puns if you’re stuck for ideas.

Here are some pictures from Moosemas past.

2007:

Chloe and I, possessed by the spirit of St. Nicklemoose

What a divine chocolate cake!

A number of cabalmates were in attendance, including Eve, Ean, Moose, Golden Rod and his wife.

2009:

This was pretty early in the day. I think we had 15 to 20 people celebrating with us by sunset.

I’m holding a glass of moosenog we made from scratch. And rum.

This is one of those awesome holydays that I wish more people knew about. Are you celebrating Moosemas this year? We’d love to hear about it, and if possible, see some pictures!

Burn the Koran… to Disk

In regards to the painful stupidity in which a Florida church are running around upsetting people with a Qu’ran burning.

Requia of the PD.com crew had the idea of promoting the idea of burning the Koran ‘to disk’. For a pack of multiple sacred texts to burn onto disks you can download HERE.

Also, Facebook features an event for this called ‘International burn the Koran… to disk’ day.

The date is the same as the Florida burning; September 11. Let’s fight extremism with understanding; if we try fighting fire with fire, all we’ll do is burn a lot of people.

LikeGASM: Printable Facebook “Like” Stickers

(x-post from cramul.us)

These labels transform nearly any physical object into your very own facebook wall! People are DYING to know what you like or don’t like. These stickers will help you broadcast your opinion all over the freaking place.

This page is designed to be printed on Avery 5160 address label paper. If you don’t have any label paper, you could just cut them out and tape them places.

This idea is called LIKEGASM, and it is a part of project POSTERGASM. We like to make weird, funny, surreal modifications to day to day life, slowly transforming the world into the place we want to live.

If you take any pictures of these stickers in action, please upload them to flickr.com and tag them “LikeGASM“.

Printable Facebook “Like” Stickers