I debated subtitling these, editing them for spelling, and maybe even adding comments, but resisted the impulse. The only thing such heinous acts of comprehension would do is ruin the pure magic of the Prophet’s statements. Thus, my editorial duties consisted merely of choosing which quotes of Gwyd’s to include and which section to include them under. All spelling and punctuation is the Prophet’s own and was undoubtedly done on purpose and with full malice of forethought. In places where it looks like the quote was taken out of context, well, it looked that way to us too when we first saw it. Good Luck.
The Book of Fizzix and other Purported Sciences
U got me thinking of Schrodingers Cat.
If U locke a cat in a box and poison it
the cat will be alive and dead at the same time!
I like chemistry better, because of the colloured liquids inside of the little bottles!
it is scientificly proven that people with blue eyes are stuppider, because the light penetrares more into their eyes, and it dammages theyr brain!
For the next five minutes I will belive in evolutionism!
I’m not your mother, I can’t be, I have the wrong plumbing.
I think that carl sagan is a little bit arrogant!
I am totally unhable to catch moving objects…
specially when they are moving towards me!
does anyone know an hallucinogen that leaves youin a state where you do not move!
how come energy possesses inteligence?
My father can’t lol
why are the houses in the US made out of wood?
they could be made of bricks, cimment and or stone!
they would last longer, and they wouldn’t burn as much!
SO was that guy in the university of Bagdad, who just about 1000 years before, said that if you could crack an atom, you could use the power to destroy
Do you know why don’t ostrichs fly?
Because it would be a pain if they shited on you!
the moon has just disaperared…
the 5th dimension is 0