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Order of the Pineapple Winners 2017

[caption id="" align="alignleft" width="267"] The original drawing of Pat Pineapple made by Ĕk-sĕn-trĭks Cluborguild member Tony Bruno in about 1982. Used courtesy of the Order of the Pineapple.[/caption] The Order of the Pineapple is only awarded once a year on January 18, and this is it. The honorees for 2017 are: Connie Dobbs and Miley Ray Cyrus. Miley Ray Cyrus (honorary DAP name Smiley Day Eris) was a Disney Princess who transformed into a Discordian American Princess. She flashes the Discordian hand sign, sang the song '23,' changed her name from Destiny Hope to Miley Ray which is more like Discordian Saint Minnie Rae, founded the non-profit Happy Hippie Foundation, and twerked and spanked a midget. Connie Dobbs is the first and primary wife of polygamist and Church of the SubGenius founder J. R. "Bob" Dobbs and the ";REAL leader" of the Church of the SubGenius. She has been an actress (primarily known for her work in childrens' programs), model, homemaker, and is the founder of Home for Slackless Children, an inspiration for Shamlicht Kids Club. The Order of the Pineapple is also called the DisOrder of the Pineapple and the Pineapple DisOrder, but it's usually abbreviated O.P. (The award has also been called Patus Pineappleus Bromeliadic and the winners The P.P. Bromeliadics or Bromedliaddicts). It honors those who have given extraordinary service to "the participatorial study of comedic attitudes and eccentric tendencies." The O.P. is awarded to very few people, those who are especially servicey. It's presented on only one day a year, January 18 CE, which is 18 Chaos of the Discordian calendar. That date is recognized as Pat Pineapple Day. Pat is the Mascot of the ECG and Patron Saint of the D D of the ECG. It is absolutely required that members of the Order eat something containing or resembling pineapple on January 18--unless of course they don't feel like it. Congratulations to them both!

Discordian Wiki Revival

[caption id="" align="alignright" width="263"] Sacred Chao with Jesus Fish (symbol of Discordians for Jesus)[/caption] For quite a while, a known Discordian wiki hasn’t been edited much–until now. Since early January, Miley Spears has made over 800 edits to the Discordian wiki at discordia.wikia.com! Recently, Pope Hilde joined in. There are new articles on Alan Moore, Eristotle, R. Crumb, Order of the Pineapple, Jake Day, Discordian American Princesses, Reverend Loveshade, Rev. DrJon Swabey, Mythics of Harmonia, Discordians for Jesus, and much more including over two dozen holydays such as No Pants Day and Jake Day. You can join in too! Check out the Discordian wiki. In addition, the Seti23 Wiki at s23.org is back up, so check it out and maybe join in there too!

Reverend Loveshade and Ms MC Have Another Baby Girl

All names in this entry are Discordian names. Once again, it’s a baby! Ms. M.C. gave birth to Wunderkätzchen at 17:38 hours Thursday, 12 June 2014. Wunderkätzchen (Kitty for short) weighed in at 3,858 grams (8.5 lbs) and was 52.2 cm long (20.55 inches). Both Mommy and Baby are doing great.  Daddy, who worries too much, is recovering — but quicker than from the birth of their first daughter. Twinkleton is already wanting to help her younger sister.  They didn’t think they’d get the same midwife as for their first, but at the last minute Nurse Velvet Hands became available. Untroubled Teen V (remember, all these names are their Discordian names), Ms. MC’s ,15-year-old sister, helped with the birth which was at their commune. Congratulations to the family! Thanks to Produnis for taking the photo which is licensed under the GNU Free Documentation License, Version 1.2 or any later version published by the Free Software Foundation and the Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 3.0 Unported license.

Order of the Pineapple Winners 2014

DisOrder of the Pineapple Yes, it's time to announce the new inductees into the Order of the Pineapple: His Wholiness the Rev. DrJon and Miley Spears. Miley Spears: She wrote or co-wrote "Discordianism" and got two articles on Discordian American Princesses featured on Uncyclopedia, and was the primary influence behind making DAPs its own category. Miley wrote or co-wrote Discordian items for Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia: The Tales of Shamlicht, s23.org wiki, Urban Dictionary, and Intermittens Magazine, and also writes for Wikipedia. His Wholiness the Rev. DrJon (aka Rev. DrJon Swabey): He compiled what is probably the 21st century's first Discordian tome Apocrypha Discordia which included both new and old-but-previously-unknown Discordian material. DrJon retrieved an early version (thought at the time to be the first) of Principia Discordia, and wrote an outroduction for the first hardback edition since 1976 for Principia Discordia. The Order, sometimes called the DisOrder of the Pineapple, began in 1982 and is awarded on 18 January. It was begun by the Ek-sen-triks Cluborguild and honors those who have given extraordinary service in "the participatorial study of comedic attitudes and eccentric tendencies." Last year's winners were Adam Gorightly and S. John Ross (Pope Leo), and other winners this decade were Alan Moore, Dr. Demento, Professor Cramulus, Professor Mu-Chao, R. Crumb, and Sondra London. So far no one's turned down the award. Congratulations to the new winners! Remember to eat something having to with pineapple on January 18! See all the winners and more info at op.loveshade.org