The envelop for The Order of the Pineapple, please. The pineapples go to:
Adam Gorightly and S. John Ross.
Anonymous Lifeforms reporting for The Order of the Pineapple (and Reverend Loveshade)
The envelop for The Order of the Pineapple, please. The pineapples go to:
Adam Gorightly and S. John Ross.
Anonymous Lifeforms reporting for The Order of the Pineapple (and Reverend Loveshade)
Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia: The Tales of Shamlicht is now listed in the New York Review of Books! They list it as Philosophy/Humor, which is more-or-less accurate. The book’s been listed elsewhere as Educational, New Age, and Personal Development, which are more or less accurate too. Of course it could also be listed as backup toilet paper.
What book have Robert Anton Wilson (who saw an early draft), Rev. Ivan Stang, R. Crumb, Alan Moore, Sondra London aka The Erisian Elestria, Reverend Jason “Pee Kitty” Levine, Adam Gorightly, Johnny Shellburn, S. John Ross aka Pope Leo and Malaclypse the Younger aka Greg Hill (who never saw the whole book but read some selections) and others been talking about? Feel free to find out!
You can see comments by the above, preview it or buy it at Amazon. Or even better you can buy it at discordia.loveshade.org/store.
What’s that? You don’t believe the New York Review of Books would actually list an independent Discordian tome? Check http://assets.nybooks.com/media/ipl/independents.pdf (Note this pdf may change with time).
Are You a Contributor?
You can still get an additional discount on the already discounted $20.00 $15.00 cover price but you’ll need to respond by 18 January 2013 date extended to 14 February 2013. Send an email identifying yourself to edcheap@loveshade.org by then and see yourself in print!
(Note: we’d give contributors one for free but we can’t get the books free either! Something about the book’s publisher Anaphora Literary Press wanting to make money or something).
One of these World Naked Bike Ride celebrants is an offspring of one of the original Ek-sen-triks. Original image by AlexaWooga with art by A. L. is under a Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 3.0 Unported License and/or the GNU Free Documentation License, Version 1.2 (your choice of usage).
Anonymous Lifeforms reporting for Reverend Loveshade
After legal complication, printing problems and other technical difficulties, Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia: The Tales of Shamlicht is now available! And if you’re on our list of esteemed contributors (see below), you can get your copy at discount!
S. John Ross aka Pope Leo (GURPS, Cumberland Games & Diversions, Warehouse 23, Novus Ordo Discordia: The Gospel of Pesher the Gardener) penned the outstanding foreplay. Our blurb writers include Alan Moore, Robert Anton Wilson (who saw an early draft), Rev. Ivan Stang, R. Crumb, Sondra London aka The Erisian Elestria, Reverend Jason “Pee Kitty” Levine, Adam Gorightly, and others.
Quotes about the Book
“This inspiring volume makes a splendid auric pippin to be lobbed amongst the bickering goddesses of our contemporary debate.” — Alan Moore (V for Vendetta, Watchmen, Lost Girls)
“Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia may become to the 21st century what Principia Discordia became to the 20th. Which means–I don’t know what the hell that means.” — Robert Anton Wilson (The Illuminatus! Trilogy, Schrödinger’s Cat Trilogy, Masks of the Illuminati)
“Buy it and BURN THIS BOOK FOR ‘BOB’!” — Rev. Ivan Stang (The Book of the SubGenius, High Weirdness By Mail, the Church of the SubGenius)
Buy it and Burn It!
Feel free to buy two copies, burn one publicly, and hide the other!
The book is now available for $20.00 $15.00 American money at
http://www.amazon.com/Ek-sen-trik-kuh-Discordia-The-Tales-Shamlicht/dp/1937536181. Or even better you can buy it through our store at http://discordia.loveshade.org/store/.
Esteemed Contributors
We would love to be able to give a free copy of Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia: The Tales of Shamlicht to everyone who contributed, but as you can see from the long list below that would not be practical. However, if you are on the following list, you can receive a special discount for a book if you buy through Amazon.com! Just send us an email with the name you used to contribute to:
edcheap@loveshade.org
We will assume you want your Amazon.com discount sent to the email you use to contact us unless you tell us otherwise.
If your name isn’t on this list, contact us anyway! We might have accidentally left your name off and might even be feeling generous. Unlike Pat Robertson, we aren’t perfect.
Adam Gorightly, Alan Moore, Al Barger, Alden Loveshade, Alien, Anonymous Lifeform, Ashibaka aka Shii, Bellydancer Upyours, Binky the WonderSkull, BloodStar, Brother Femtomoment, Brother Kob, Bumper Bunny, Captain ‘Sesame Seed’ Rogers, C. S. Martin & Steve Lewis, Danacasso, Dorian Jack (family), Dr. Isaac Clarke, Dr. Octopussy, Dr. Sinister Craven, Emily Sander aka Zoey Zane (family), Fairy Princess Yoshikyoko, Gamemaster Loveshade, Greg Hill (family), Herr Bookmonger, His Wholiness the Rev. DrJon, Icarus 23, John Wilkes Harvey Oswald, Kerry Thornley (family), Lani Lina Lian Lain, Max Flax Beeblewax, Miley Ray Cyrus, Miley Spears, Nixie Nurita, Nurse Devine Stripling, Paco the Fruit Bat, Perlie the Pony Girl, Pope Higgins, Pope Hilde, Princess Unicornia, Professor Cramulus, Professor Mu-Chao, R. Crumb, Reverend Loveshade, Rev. Ivan Stang, Reverend Jason ‘Pee Kitty’ Levine, Robert Anton Wilson (family), Saint The Mary, Sister Hooter, Sister Lorraine of Fairy Tree, S. John Ross aka Pope Leo, Sondra London, Sparky Newberg, St. Verbatim, TawTew the Naturally Perfumed, Toby Bruno, Untroubled Teen, Zeus, Xists.
This offer will expire at the End of the World at midnight Dec. 21, 2012! If the world doesn’t end then, you have until midnight Pat Pineapple Day, Jan. 18, 2013! So claim your discount now!
Anonymous Lifeforms reporting for Reverend Loveshade
DR. DEMENTO and R. CRUMB named to Order of the Pineapple 2012
We had some very worthy nominees this year, but for the award’s 30th anniversary the outstanding winners are R. Crumb and Dr. Demento.
Dr. Demento: A radio announcer who specializes in novelty songs, comedy, and strange or unusual recordings dating from the early days of phonograph records to the present. The doctor has been spinning the wax for decades, has a master’s degree in folklore and ethnomusicology, and brought older comic musical artists such as Spike Jones, Benny Bell, Yogi Yorgesson, and Tom Lehrer to new generations. His show was the one that introduced the world to “Weird Al” Yankovich. Visit www.drdemento.com
R. Crumb (Robert Crumb). The creator of Mr. Natural, Fritz the Cat, Devil Girl, and Keep on Truckin’. One of the most prominent of the underground artists, his work is said to have laid the foundation for the underground going mainstream in such animated programs as Beavis and Butthead, The Simpsons, and South Park. While working well outside the mainstream, he also illustrated a graphic novel version of the Book of Genesis, several album covers, and has had his work featured in museums. Visit www.rcrumb.com
The Order of the Pineapple (sometimes called The DisOrder of the Pineapple) has been awarded on January 18 in most years since 1982; this is its 30th anniversary. It is typically awarded to one or two people who have made outstanding contributions to “the participatorial study of comedic attitudes and eccentric tendencies.” Last year’s honorees were Alan Moore (V for Vendetta, Watchmen, League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Lost Girls) and Sondra London ( A Current Affair, The Making of a Serial Killer: The Real Story of the Gainesville Murders, Killer Fiction, Knockin’ on Joe: Voices from Death Row).
While anyone has the right to turn down the award, so far no one has.
Remember, it is absolutely essential for members to eat something containing or resembling pineapple on Pat Pineapple Day, January 18–unless of course they don’t feel like it.
Order of the Pineapple
http://op.loveshade.org
Art of Pat Pineapple was made in 1982 by Toby Bruno for the original Ĕk-sĕn-trĭks Cluborguild which first gave the award in 1982.
As Olivia aka Ms. Candy Monkey becomes increasing and fecundly impatient to get the baby out (it’s due next month), it occurred to us maybe our lovechild should have a name.
For some reason Olivia has been somewhat hestitant to accept any of my wonderfully touching suggestions for the name for our coming baby girl. You know, really special names gained directly from our random name generator.* So far the Baby Mama hasn’t accepted any from my list of to-be-legally-recognized baby names such as Princess Pineapple, Godling Minnie Cheerleader, Sister Mary Discord, Pope Baby, and Empress Baby Poop.
So we decided to turn to others for name ideas. Pope Hilde did the same thing, and es and Fundament’s baby touched Mommy’s breast to self-choose the wonderful Discordian-but-not-too-Discordian name Erisa (suggested by Princess Unicornia and Nurse Eggscream as announced in our July-August 2008 Snooze Letter).
Submit as many names as you like either by posting here or sending them to us by email at namethebaby@loveshade.org. (The email addy will be discontinued after a name is chosen). The winning name and winning name suggestor will be posted here and in our Snooze Letter.
Thanks for your suggestions and have a day!
*which we completely ripped off and tweaked from Professor Mu Chao’s.