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The last line is left out, since it made the poem have an unwholly 26 lines and I just could not bear that.  Suffice to say, the last line referred to Molly's later death at the hands of C'thulu at the Festival of Ragnarok and was not important to the poem.

I hope that you foreigners are more careful translating poems with such wild abandon in the future, for it quite destroys a piece of art when you translate it from a language that it is not written in.

I thank you for your time.


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